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Jokes.
 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! BREATHE! In response to me telling my sister this joke she queried, ‘Is that why they’re that colour’?
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Things I wish I had or had invented > →
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Expectations Vs. Reality →
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Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol
*when explaining about wall climbing gloves*
Benji Dunn: [showing a glove] Now remember: "Blue is glue!".
Ethan Hunt: And red?
Benji Dunn: Dead
Brandt: The rope isn't long enough!
Ethan Hunt: No shit!
Benji Dunn: How come I'm Pluto? I'm not even a planet.
Brandt: There's always Uranus [grins].
Benji Dunn: Hah, that was funny, 'cos you said anus.
*when going over part of the plan *
Brandt: .... so i'm jumping into, into an over essentially
Benji Dunn: Yeah...essentially. But I'll catch you.
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